would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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