therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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