yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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