You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize