Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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