I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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