i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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