Apparently you make a good broom.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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