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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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