Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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