There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This is classic penis vs brain.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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