Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
