wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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