Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
