I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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