Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
