you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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