Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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