1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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