Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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