You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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