i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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