I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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