And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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