Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
