Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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