Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he puts the penis in happiness.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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