you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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