I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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