if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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