Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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