I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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