is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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