I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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