Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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