And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
