thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
