im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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