I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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