People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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