Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Success! We fucked roommates!
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