Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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