I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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