Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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