Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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