yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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