Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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