Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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