Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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