yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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