I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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