How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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