just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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