Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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