I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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