i think i have two assholes
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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